Thursday, August 7, 2008

who the hell is that dude who keeps giving everyone flowers?
is he like comfort counselor mitch?


that is all folks. if youre just reading this now, and you dont care about SYTYCD...you can probably just erase all my other posts from the past few hours.

"where is sabra?"

good question, mom?
what is she up to these days that is so important she wasnt available for this reunion.

i wish they would retelevise some routines from season 1/2 so we could see how sucky the people were by comparison.

on another note - has there ever been a tapper in the top 20? anyone know?

this has got to be a joke

funny. you would think the person who made every single performance someone's favorite would be the winner of the show. call me old-fashioned.
i'm not bitter though. not bitter at all.

i'm suprised she doesn't just break away and do her own solo in the middle of the dance. she already lost, what's the difference?


also - kherrington (that is not a name) is definitely courtney/rachel bilson plus. need i repeat, america is idiots.

hmmm...

well golly. look who's back for a brilliant dance. funny, I believe she's danced the most so far. seems she's everyone's favorite. imagine that.
AMERICA IS IDIOTS!

also - what do we think of this song? it played EVERYWHERE on tour. it's really catchy. but i kind of cant stand Duffy's voice. if someone begged me for mercy with that voice, she wouldnt get very far.


oh...the Jonas Brothers...
what is it about them?
they have terrible voices.
and individually they arent even that attractive.
but together they are this perfectly packaged gem of preteen magic. can you believe they are all (yes all 3) younger than us?

speaking of which, Vanessa from GG is from right outside Milwaukee. what now? what?

debbie allen dance aca

they're really good. hopefully not JAMNASTICS good b/c those kids are like slaves.
also - nigel just kicked mary's ass. for sidlious.

...did debbie just say the choreographer's name was "Heathen" ?



also - wtf does the spider on the shoulder mean!?!?!? i never figured it out.

if you dont believe me

hometown glory (mia michaels)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5jG2Ybf0ws

pas de deux (apparently acclaimed choreographers. i plead ignorance)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot8jXHqNFEc

crazy girlfriend one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yObGXQfDP-E

her final solo. which the judges did not nearly praise enough:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GDwExh8bI


awwwww yay she got money though. that's so nice.
can she do a OFA learning from performers next year????????

i'm done with this fucking finale

bullshit.
total bullshit.


AMERICA HATES ASIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 guys named...

"we're not as good as Will". seriously. sad he didnt have enough personality to get the votes.
also - i swear some of those moves were stolen from the Citystep teacher piece.



the chris angel routine was sick. in the words of my mom: "it's like CATS...for rabbits".
it's now second on my list of shows to see when i go to vegas in the near future
1. bette middler
2. dancing rabbits

i'll bet my dad can't wait.

don't want to give anything away...

but Rachel Bilson did a really admirable job on this show. I am sad to see her go.

keeping score: Katee - 2

this pas de deux (sp?) was ridic. so far katee has done 2. beacuse she is the best. ever.

editor's note: adam, i like your jacket. now shut up. please.

get back in your chair

Mary Murphy danced for the first time. Yeeesh...it was scary. Though her legs look pretty damn good. At one point someting flew from her spin and i was worried it was a denture. but my mom informed me it was an earing. anyone else notice how creepily she wears her lipstick? it leaks out of the corners of her mouth. unpleasant.

also both Adam and Little-C or whoever that hiphop choreog/judge is have spoken for extended periods of time and i have had no idea what they're talkign about. WORST JUDGES EVER!!!

yaaay

so i'm doing it on TIVO so my times are off.

BLEEDING LOVE is genius. could have used a rehearsal or two more, but such a great routine. also, in HD you can see that Mark has horribly deformed pinkys. maybe that's how he gets the power to manipulate her chest.

WHY DID CHELSEA GET KICKED OFF!!!!?!?!?!

also - mia michaels looks real hot.

Liveblogging the SYTYCD finale

it's happening.