Thursday, May 14, 2009

inflamatory much?

good luck on tour, k'09.
tour is the best.
don't worry, none of our contacts are at all crazy. nor did any of them financially or morally support the nazi regime or franco. that would be preposterous! nor do any of them consistently try and get into the pants of those 12 talented dudes with the fierce a capella (or was that just the alums?). who could blame them, though; is anything sexier than hearing loch lomond for the four hundreth time?
starfish and rainbows and ponies.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

who the hell is that dude who keeps giving everyone flowers?
is he like comfort counselor mitch?


that is all folks. if youre just reading this now, and you dont care about SYTYCD...you can probably just erase all my other posts from the past few hours.

"where is sabra?"

good question, mom?
what is she up to these days that is so important she wasnt available for this reunion.

i wish they would retelevise some routines from season 1/2 so we could see how sucky the people were by comparison.

on another note - has there ever been a tapper in the top 20? anyone know?

this has got to be a joke

funny. you would think the person who made every single performance someone's favorite would be the winner of the show. call me old-fashioned.
i'm not bitter though. not bitter at all.

i'm suprised she doesn't just break away and do her own solo in the middle of the dance. she already lost, what's the difference?


also - kherrington (that is not a name) is definitely courtney/rachel bilson plus. need i repeat, america is idiots.

hmmm...

well golly. look who's back for a brilliant dance. funny, I believe she's danced the most so far. seems she's everyone's favorite. imagine that.
AMERICA IS IDIOTS!

also - what do we think of this song? it played EVERYWHERE on tour. it's really catchy. but i kind of cant stand Duffy's voice. if someone begged me for mercy with that voice, she wouldnt get very far.


oh...the Jonas Brothers...
what is it about them?
they have terrible voices.
and individually they arent even that attractive.
but together they are this perfectly packaged gem of preteen magic. can you believe they are all (yes all 3) younger than us?

speaking of which, Vanessa from GG is from right outside Milwaukee. what now? what?

debbie allen dance aca

they're really good. hopefully not JAMNASTICS good b/c those kids are like slaves.
also - nigel just kicked mary's ass. for sidlious.

...did debbie just say the choreographer's name was "Heathen" ?



also - wtf does the spider on the shoulder mean!?!?!? i never figured it out.

if you dont believe me

hometown glory (mia michaels)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5jG2Ybf0ws

pas de deux (apparently acclaimed choreographers. i plead ignorance)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot8jXHqNFEc

crazy girlfriend one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yObGXQfDP-E

her final solo. which the judges did not nearly praise enough:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GDwExh8bI


awwwww yay she got money though. that's so nice.
can she do a OFA learning from performers next year????????